Description: Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with reverse engineering development. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.
Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: Cute chibi dragon with big glasses sipping a warm drink while sitting on books, with the playful message “Read Books • Be Kind • Stay Weird.” Cozy, bookish vibes for librarians, teachers, and proud bookworms. Original artwork; not affiliated with any game, publisher, or franchise. Perfect for tees, stickers, mugs, and gifts.
Description: The Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles or CHOAM controls all economic affairs across the cosmos, although it relies upon the Spacing Guild for transport across space due to the Guild's monopoly on faster-than-light travel. CHOAM touched almost all products the Guild will transport, from art forms to technology and of course melange. Many Houses depend on CHOAM profits, and an enormous proportion of those depend on melange. Of course if you're interested in this shirt, you probably knew all that already as you've read Dune. This original CHOAM design includes some light vintage wear to give it a little authenticity and galactic cred.
Description: Another version of the Red Five is the fifth pilot of the Red squadron. This position was held by Pedrin Gaul during the Battle of Scarif and then by Luke Skywalker during the Battle of Yavin, he later became Rogue Leader and Grizz Frix was named Red Five.
Description: Glitchy, bold, and unapologetically tech. This "Malware: System Infected" design taps into hacker culture, coding humor, and cyberpunk vibes. Perfect for programmers, cybersecurity pros, and anyone who lives on the edge of the system.
